Friday, 11 April 2014

Friday smile

Good morning all.

Just a quick smile for you today.....

A man went into a Birmingham supermarket and tried to buy half a cauliflower. The very young greens-produce assistant told him that they sold only whole cauliflowers. The man persisted, and asked to see the manager, and the boy went to find him.
Walking into the stock room, the boy said to his manager, "Some w****r out there wants to buy half a cauliflower." As he finished his sentence, he turned to find the customer standing right behind him, so he added, "And this gentleman has kindly offered to buy the other half."
The manager approved the deal, and the man went on his way. Later the manager said to the boy, "I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of that situation earlier. We like people here who think on their feet. Where are you from, son?"

"Cardiff, sir," the boy replied.

"Why did you leave Cardiff ?" the manager asked.

The boy said, "Sir, there's nothing there but prostitutes and rugby players."

"Really?" said the manager. "My wife is from Cardiff ."

"You're kidding?" replied the boy. "What position did she play?"

Join in with Annie's Friday Smile over on her blog "A stitch in time"

Have a great weekend.

x Jo


Annie said...

Hehehe...I've seen those rugby players and wouldn't mind joining them in the scrum :-)
Annie x

Mrs A. said...

Good answer. hugs Mrs A.

505whimsygirl said...

Haaaa. I love a quick wit!

Happy Friday,

JoZart said...

Nice one! I love it.
I've only just returned home after a shopping day and visit to my sicky friend.
Have a happy weekend!
Jo x

BumbleVee said...

just kept opening it to put a foot in didn't he? .... maybe next time............ he'll learn...........

Judys Fabrications said...

My hubby and I had a good laugh over this one.Thanks!!!
Judy xxx

Laura said...

I guffawed!!

mountainear said...

Great joke. One to remember.

Hettie said...

Haa Haa Haa!
Sorry I am late but I have just come home from a quilting AGM since Wednesday!

Gina said...

Made me smile!