Friday, 21 February 2014

Friday smile


The teacher asked the class to use the word 'fascinate' in a sentence.
Molly put up her hand and said, 'My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating.'
The teacher said, 'That was good, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate, not fascinating'.
Sally raised her hand. She said, 'My family went to see Rock City and I was 'fascinated.' The teacher said, 'Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate.'

Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before.

She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word 'fascinate', so she called on him.
Johnny said, 'My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight.'

The teacher sat down
and cried.
Happy Friday everyone - keep smiling!
x Jo


Annie said...

Thanks for that Jo. It's a family failing you know :-)
Annie x

tilly said...

hehehe gave me a laugh lol

BumbleVee said...

How I love all the little Johnnys...... hahahahhahah

cockney blonde said...

Brilliant. I love these little Johnny stories. Thanks for making me smile, x

Hettie said...

Good ole Johnny!
Tee hee!

Bleubeard and Elizabeth said...

This made me both smile and laugh. Too cute! Johnny is a hoot.

Anne said...

Hee hee. X

Laura said...

Ha!! Brilliant.
Thanks for the smiles,

Diane said...

Thanks for making my day, I am still laughing.

Hugs diane

The Weaver of Grass said...

Very funny. I shall now go and tell it to the farmer!

505whimsygirl said...

Oh Jo,

Little Johnny is a little devil, isn't he!

Thanks for sharing.