Friday 21 February 2014

Friday smile


LITTLE JOHNNY STRIKES AGAIN!

The teacher asked the class to use the word 'fascinate' in a sentence.
Molly put up her hand and said, 'My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating.'
The teacher said, 'That was good, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate, not fascinating'.
Sally raised her hand. She said, 'My family went to see Rock City and I was 'fascinated.' The teacher said, 'Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate.'

Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before.

She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word 'fascinate', so she called on him.
Johnny said, 'My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight.'

The teacher sat down and cried.
 
 
Happy Friday everyone - keep smiling!
 
x Jo
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11 comments:

  1. Annie21 February 2014 at 12:06

    Thanks for that Jo. It's a family failing you know :-)
    Hugs
    Annie x

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  2. tilly21 February 2014 at 13:17

    hehehe gave me a laugh lol
    Tilly

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  3. BumbleVee21 February 2014 at 17:16

    How I love all the little Johnnys...... hahahahhahah

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  4. cockney blonde21 February 2014 at 22:07

    Brilliant. I love these little Johnny stories. Thanks for making me smile, x

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  5. Hettie21 February 2014 at 22:59

    Good ole Johnny!
    Tee hee!
    xx

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  6. Bleubeard and Elizabeth22 February 2014 at 02:37

    This made me both smile and laugh. Too cute! Johnny is a hoot.

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  7. Anne22 February 2014 at 10:03

    Hee hee. X

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  8. Laura22 February 2014 at 15:15

    Ha!! Brilliant.
    Thanks for the smiles,
    Laura

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  9. Diane22 February 2014 at 16:23

    Thanks for making my day, I am still laughing.

    Hugs diane

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  10. The Weaver of Grass22 February 2014 at 19:38

    Very funny. I shall now go and tell it to the farmer!

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  11. 505whimsygirl23 February 2014 at 19:37

    Oh Jo,

    Little Johnny is a little devil, isn't he!

    Thanks for sharing.
    Hugs,
    Kay

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Thanks for all your comments. I really appreciate your thoughts and ideas.